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A pause. Silence. The spambot oozed as the server chewed on its words.
“Hot cunts! Ready for action!”
And at this point, I’m wondering who, exactly, this spam is addressing. Emo bi boys? Seems a rather small market. (Or not).
“Gay Benji!” The spam concluded, shuffling off the server, belching and leaving a trail of slime.
I Googled. I… should not have done that.